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Barrington

$BARRINGTON

A country squire so round he is measured in barrels, not pounds.

$BARRINGTON
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The Story

Meet Barrington.

A country squire so round he is measured in barrels, not pounds.

01

Once the physician reached for the scale. I stopped him. 'Pounds are for lesser gentlemen. I am reckoned in barrels.' He fetched a larger book.

02

Then the estate agent inquired as to my holdings. 'The landed gentry,' I explained, 'and the landed is largely me.' He revised the survey.

03

Now I recline upon the rocks — a full three barrels of harbor seal, of impeccable breeding and immovable form. The tide comes in. I do not.

"I am not measured in pounds. I am reckoned in barrels."

The Gallery

Barrington, in the wild.

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Why $BARRINGTON

Four principles, held with poise.

01 Reckoned in Barrels

The only proper unit for a gentleman of substance.

02 Landed Gentry

And the landed, one must stress, is mostly himself.

03 Impeccable Breeding

Rounder than the last generation. Precisely as intended.

04 Immovable

The rocks. The pose. The tide, entirely unheeded.

How to Buy

Grab $BARRINGTON in four steps.

1

Secure a wallet

Phantom or Solflare. Take your time.

2

Endow with SOL

Provide the funds. Mind not the ticker.

3

Acquire $BARRINGTON

Copy the contract, present it, acquire.

4

Do nothing, grandly

The noble part. Recline.

Tokenomics

Fair and final.

01
1B
Total Supply
02
0/0
Buy / Sell Tax
03
Burned
Liquidity
04
Renounced
Contract
$BARRINGTON is live

Reckoned in Barrels

Not a large seal. A landed one.

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